I’m not sure what it is about being a baby that makes them develop cunning so early. Perhaps it’s that they have no concept of what is and what isn’t their’s. Witness my little one. She loves lights. They are, to her, completely magical. She gazes on them in awe, smiling with a half opened mouth. She also loves my mobile phone. Partly because when you push a button the screen lights up. Partly because it’s plastic and so, nice to chew when her gums are itchy. And partly, no doubt, because my screen features a lovely little picture of her*, so I imagine it must be fun to gaze upon this magical miniature mirror.
Anyway, t’other day, she snuck up on me and snaffled my mobile while I was making a few notes. Being a good father, I let her play with it for a while and then needed to make a call. I point at my phone and say “Please give daddy his mobile” (never too young to teach them manners I say). Actually, I said “mmmmba”. Because that’s what my daughter says when she points at something that she wants to play with that I’m holding.
Now, I know she understands me. I see her look me in the eyes, her tongue sticks out a little in concentration. She looks at the mobile. Then she looks around. I can see her thinking. And this is the best part. She picks up a different toy – a little wooden block, and offers it to me saying “here daddy, is this what you want?”, and she bats her eyelids. Actually, she say “ba” ’cause she’s only 13 months old.
How did she learn this? How did she learn to try and distract me so she can continue to play with what she really wants to play with? I didn’t teach her this, that’s for sure. Maybe her mother did. Women are, after all, cunning.
Now of course, I could wade in and take my phone by force. That would work…..but really, I see only one real cunning solution to me getting my phone back. Buy two new phones. Once she has a phone in each hand, there will be one left over for me to use.
*(yup, it’s true, as a new father, you will also remove the pictures of scantily clad women that once adorned your mobile’s screen in favour of your little one’s smiling face)